DIVORCE PARTIES
Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda…
LET’S CELEBRATE YOUR NEW LEASE ON LIFE 💫
Day-Drinking: Mandatory
Time to hit RESTART
Rediscover a life worth living.
Sometimes you gotta say “FTB”.
Let us be the first to say— CONGRATS!
Shit hit the fan? Ship ran the course? We got you!
Let us help you celebrate this new chapter. #newleaseonlife
Divorce party packages include:
🏠 Party-friendly lodging
🚘 Party-friendly transportation
💃 Strip club: no line, no admission fee
🧑🍳 Private Chef Service
🗒 Top-to-bottom Itinerary Planning
Harness your new future
Celebrate a new beginning
When life gives you lemons, pave a new trail.
Keep the vibe upbeat
We get it. They suck. You deserve better.
Bring friends. Bring family. Raise a glass and make a toast to the new YOU.